Kitchen Tea Towel

Nobody gains weight by eating too much kale. ...just sayin'

Instead of "single" as my relationship status, I prefer "Independently Owned and Operated."

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!

ME: I made pork ..CHILD: I don't like pork..ME: It's chicken. CHILD: Oh yeah, I like. that kind of chicken.

I'm thankful for the three ounce ziploc bag. It gives me somewhere to put my savings.

I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.

I love you, coffee

I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. John 14:6

I eat carbs.

I accidentally sent my husband the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face, and now he thinks I like him.

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

Because I'm the Bride and I SAID SO!