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Yes, I do have an accent. No, you don't have to imitate it. / Natural Kitchen Towel

I have hidden Your word in my heart -Psalm 119:11

I don't know if it is possible to overdose on chocolate, but I'd sure love to give it the old college try.

I don't always drink wine, but... yes I do.

Fill us each morning with your love, so that we may sing and be glad all of our lives. Psalm 90:14

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. So we will not fear. Psalm 46:1-2a

Baby, it's cold outside.

A home isn't a home until it has a cat.

Dog kisses welcome here

Your kindness melts my heart.

Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

Whoever said "less is more" probably never had quite enough "more."

To me, "drink responsibly" means DON'T SPILL IT.

We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

While the kids are away, the parents will SLEEP... {because kids are exhausting}

Settle down. Ain't nobody got time for that.

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

This evening's forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

People disappoint...pizza is eternal.

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and an indecent mouth.

PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD: Helping your child search for the chocolate you ate last night.